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Sex With An Older Woman – Where To Pick Up An Older Woman

Sunday, September 24th, 2017

Mature women who love sex with a younger guy can be found everywhere and all around you. Unfortunately, most don’t go around with a big sign on their head advertising the fact that they love sex with a young stud. If only that were the case, I’d have banged a whole lot more horny mature babes!

No, there are no openly visible signs or signals that a woman is a cougar but that simply means you have to put in a little effort to discover the willing mature ladies. However, your effort will be amply rewarded with the best sex and erotic experience that any young guy could ever wish for.

Hot and horny mature babes who want to bang younger guys are everywhere and all around. It could be any older woman that you come across and she could be from any walk of life. She could be working behind the cash till at your local supermarket, she could be the receptionist at your regional bank or even the lady who manages the laundry shop. She’s definitely amongst the many school-run moms and housewives, who seem to be frustrated and dissatisfied with their lot.

A Sexy Older Babe Will Hunt You Out

It’s a well-known fact that predatory women hunt in packs. There is no more a chaotic force than a group of women, pissed on booze and in a party spirit. Women in groups will goad one another to do things that they would normal shy away from. A simple dare from her friends will be all the courage a woman needs to tip her over the edge… and into your hands (or bed)!

From experience, restaurants are a fabulous environment to attract and pick up mature women who are sexy, hot and horny. Women will flirt with the waiting staff and make all kinds of suggestive and erotic remarks, especially after an alcoholic drink or two or three.

Alcohol has the power to significantly decrease a woman’s inhibitions and loosen her morals (hopefully her panties, too), allowing her to be more much honest with her thoughts, feelings and views. Whilst most women may become flirty and sexually suggestive, others will be much more adventurous, throwing caution to the winds and leave nothing to the imagination as to what she wants from you!

Every phallic fruit or vegetable will become a sex toy for her and she’ll suggestively ‘perform’ on it, indicating what she’d like to do to you later on. Restaurant industry jargon words such as service, tip, open bar, dessert, main course, banana split, roll etc will now have fabulously dirty, carnal meanings that will gradually build up the sexual tension.

So much so, that it’s not unheard of for a mature woman diner, who may also be a mother and a housewife to someone, to be seen on her knees and performing fellatio on a young waiter in the restaurant toilets or in the service area, (pun intended), after an evening of flirting and sexual titillation.

Get A Job As A Waiter!

Restaurants are favoured haunts for mature women who are seeking out a younger guy to hump. A restaurant is a much more elegant place than a seedy nightclub where few mature ladies will often go. For the older babe, a restaurant has less sexual competition than a nightclub which may be full of younger girls and sexy females. The guys there will be eyeing up the teen / twenty-something girls rather than a horny mature woman. A restaurant environment offers her a choice of the young waiting staff which she can attract and seduce over a few hours without much major interruption. (Disclaimer: I asked a bunch of older woman and they said so.)

It’s not unheard of for a 60-year old grandmother to perform oral sex in the back seat of her Mercedes S-Class in order to please a young waiter who had served her food that evening at the restaurant. (Disclaimer: Yep, you’ve guessed it; true story, happened to me.)

From experience, you will meet some of the nicest women ever in a restaurant and some of the sexiest too. You’ll also come across the lewdest, most obscene women too! They’re great fun. Women who have such open minds and willingly embrace new sexual experiences will teach you a lot too.

Get Out There! Mature Women Are Waiting!

However, don’t restrict your opportunities by taking jobs only at restaurants. Try bars and clubs, women love Tom Cruise type flamboyant barmen, and the free drinks.

How about music festivals? Jeez! You can attract an older babe and bang her over a whole weekend while U2 are playing in the distance. Festivals are all about socialising and fun. You can’t be more social or have more fun than to bang an older, hot and horny woman!

And we haven’t even mentioned gyms, sports clubs, workplaces, training seminars, airports, business outings and many, many more…

Training seminars… hmmmm, away in a hotel for a week with lots of women, paid for by the company, food free, evenings free, lots of booze… what could happen?

Autofellatio: Erect Penis Fun for One

Sunday, September 24th, 2017

There’s no two ways about it: Men love to receive oral sex. Being in a relationship in which oral sex is part of the mix of sexual options is a goal of most men. Sure, part of the reason is simply that any kind of erect penis action is good for penis care, but most guys like it because it’s a different kind of fun than penetrative sex or masturbation. Most guys probably wouldn’t admit it, but it’s the rare dude who hasn’t thought about autofellatio – performing oral sex on oneself – and at least engaged in a little bending to see if such activity might be a possibility.

Does that mean every man can experience this special form of sex? No, and not every man would even want to. But for those with an interest, the following tips may come in handy.

- Be forewarned. First and most important, any man who attempts autofellatio should be aware that doing so requires that the body be stretched in a way that goes beyond what is considered “normal” – and therefore attempting it means a man runs the risk of injury. Potential autofellators need to be able to push themselves but know when it is time to stop.

- Limber up in advance. Since the practice requires bending the back and neck so that the mouth comes in contact with the penis, the more limber a guy is, the better his chances for success. It pays to spend a few weeks doing exercises that gently help to stretch out the spine. Many yoga poses are designed to do this, so taking appropriate yoga classes may be one way to get the body in a more limber place.

- Prepare. When a guy decides he is ready to give a real old college try to self-fellating, he needs to take special steps to prepare himself before just jumping right in. For example, the body is going to be more receptive to bending and stretching in a warm room; cold causes muscles to contract. So he needs to be sure to set the temperature at a level that will make the room comfortably toasty. He also should drink plenty of fluids so he’s not going to feel dehydrated – but he should stop fluids (and food) about 2 hours before commencing the attempt. Just before starting, take a nice, hot bath and do some simple, easy stretches while in the tub. (Be sure to dry off thoroughly.) Perform a few more stretches once out of the tub.

- Get ready. Although some men might be limber enough to be able to self-fellate a flaccid member, most will find it much easier to do with an erect penis. It pays to take some time to achieve arousal before getting started.

- Choose a position. It appears that beginners are typically more successful if they lie on their back, lift their legs and torso up (often against a wall), and then flip the legs back behind their head. But some men report that standing and bending over is better for them, and others swear by sitting in a chair and bending over.

- Be prepared for failure. It’s not uncommon for a guy to need to try several times before achieving success – and some never do. There’s no shame in not being able to autofellate.

Successful autofellatio requires more than an erect penis – it requires a healthy one, as well, so that the experience is more pleasant. Men should regularly use a first rate penis health crème (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil, which is clinically proven mild and safe for skin) with vitamin D for this purpose. Vitamin D is the acclaimed “miracle vitamin” that provides important health benefits and promotes healthy cellular function. The crème should also contain vitamin A, the anti-bacterial properties of which can fight persistent penis odor – something a guy’s nose will thank him for.